Are you a good person? Are you honest? Have you complied with law? Forget all of this and enroll in my party: Money Party. You will like be mayor and have power. You can do all that you want: steal, defraud, swindle, cheat, bribe, blackmail, break laws. Dress your suit, put your hair cream and come to my office. You are going to work as you've never done. Counting bills.